8 Reasons Why You Should Never Go To Marbella

The official playground of the rich and famous, Marbella is without a doubt Spain's most glamorous resort. With lively beach-bars, restaurants, nightlife and shops, it surely seems like the perfect destination for your most stylish beach holiday yet. But we've got news for you. Here's why you should NEVER go to Marbella...

 

 

1. Puerto Banús harbour isn't really as pretty as they say...

 

2. ...there are even some mountains that spoil the view. 

 

3. We think you'll agree that the cars all need a good polish.

 

4. There's an entire MILE of golden sand to walk down...

 

5. The shopping isn't all that.

 

6. The nightlife isn't all it's cracked up to be...

 

7. The Old Town just isn't as pretty as all the rumours.

 

8. And after all, the villas in Marbella aren't very impressive...

 

Only kidding! We're packing our bags right now! Have we tempted you too?!